[texhooper]

That's right, I've got another Sizzler for your stankin asses. The inaugural Sizzler hit last night with the Pirates, now we will back a real team who can win a game inside of 14 innings (hopefully).

Tonight it's the Cardinals -150. As my great aunt as well as many successful posters have said in the past, there is no juice when you win.

Good luck with your life choices tonight, men. Make it count.

[texhooper]

fukking delayed. i can never seem to get these goddamn games over with.

i hope the shit gets cancelled now.

[texhooper]

looks like we're going to have a game after all. great. i cannot wait. you know this should end at about midnight central, and it should have started at 7, meaning that this will be two nights in a row i gotta wait 5 hours for a winner. what a rough, trying life i lead.