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    There isn't a bigger bum than Carlos Lee

    Period.

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    Marlins season in a nutshell. 2nd and 3rd with no one out, down 2, heart of their order up, and they don't get a single goddam run.

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    I vote for Elijah Dukes. Bigger bum. What did your guy do...strike out? Cmon...



    According to records obtained by the Tribune, Dukes has been arrested dozens of times since 2001, including charges related to domestic violence and failure to pay child support.

    Dukes began rapping under the name “Fly Eli,” and in a Tampa Tribune story, said he would sometimes smoke marijuana before Nationals home games. Dukes also said he felt he had been “blackballed by baseball” after he came forward alleging fellow players were smuggling drugs onto chartered planes and using them in their hotel rooms.

    On June 12, a 17-year-old foster child who was living in the care of a relative of Dukes accused him of impregnating her.Police said the sex was apparently consensual.When the girl confronted Dukes to inform him about the pregnancy, he allegedly got angry and threw a bottle of Gatorade at her.

    Dukes, who has six children with four different women, was suspended in each of his first five professional seasons

    Report: Elijah Dukes tried to eat bag of marijuana after traffic stop


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    And then Lee's buffet buddy, Taco Bell, gives up a home run.

    You can't make this shit up. Two fat fvcks at their worst.

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    lee is a fat hitter with no power, i don't understand why a team would want him in their lineup

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    rod barajas, carlos pena

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    Heath Bell.

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    Yea that Elijah Dukes takes the cake. The mention of multiple kids with multiple women just seems obligatory in every bio of an athlete.

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    Yeah I saw Carlos Lee waddle up to the plate in a game vs. the Mets not too long ago.

    Where has he been training? .........Carvel ? ?

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