Orioles sign veteran pitcher and bed-crapper Randy Wolf
It looks official. Randy Wolf, whose career I thought and hoped would be over, is going to the O's. That means on a Sunday when I need a pitcher, and everyone else will be taken, I will have to start Randy gddamn Wolf, who will almost certainly go 4-5 innings, giving up 6 ER and walking 4. I despise Randy Wolf.
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