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    Who needs bath salts, just bet on baseball if u want to make yourself crazy

    Unfukinreal this bullshit, dude with a 3 ERA against a 9 ERA in Colorado/Texas and ol 3 ERA gives up 8 runs through 4 innings gets pulled and his replacement gives up 3 runs in the 5th

    Now Im chasin with a big bet on Phillies and think I got it locked up 6-3 going into the 8th with Bastardo comin in with like a 2 ERA and he loads the fukin bases on 3 straight hits with no outs and now Im sweatin like a whore in church


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    Thank god, 2 strikeouts a single and a pop fly to only score 1...now I gotta sweat the fuckin 9th where theyll no doubt hit a 3 run homer or somethin just for the **** of it

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    Of course Papelbon blows his first save of the year, game tied 6-6, if Phillies lose Im goin out and eating somebody's fukin face
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    I just said this in another thread, betting baseball consistently is like a never ending handjob with no finish...fun at first but after awhile you wanna stab yourself

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    Thome will walkoff

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    Just absolute fukin bullshit, I couldnt predict this bullshit if there was no vig and you throw in the vig and its fukin death

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    MIRACLE! HELL YEA BABY! BACK BACK BACK GONEEEEE!!! ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT!

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    too much chalk with Texas

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    truth. don't know how anyone does it everyday, I bet one game once in a while and no matter what, something throughout the game brings on rage.

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    Lol wait for football buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    too much chalk with Texas
    I took the runline but c'mon fukin 3 ERA gives up 11 through 5 innings gimme a fukin break

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    Thome will walkoff
    see what did I tell you

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Unfukinreal this bullshit, dude with a 3 ERA against a 9 ERA in Colorado/Texas and ol 3 ERA gives up 8 runs through 4 innings gets pulled and his replacement gives up 3 runs in the 5th

    Now Im chasin with a big bet on Phillies and think I got it locked up 6-3 going into the 8th with Bastardo comin in with like a 2 ERA and he loads the fukin bases on 3 straight hits with no outs and now Im sweatin like a whore in church

    It could be that the pitcher with an ERA of 8 is willing to give it all and the pitcher with the ERA in 3 wants to take a rest, he just earned. Any other explanation will be welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    I just said this in another thread, betting baseball consistently is like a never ending handjob with no finish...fun at first but after awhile you wanna stab yourself
    I personally think it's the easiest sport to beat.

    And to the OP, did you really lay -250 on Texas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I personally think it's the easiest sport to beat.

    And to the OP, did you really lay -250 on Texas?
    I took the runline with a 3 ERA pitcher on the mound versus a 9 ERA who hasnt had a win all year, yea hindsights 20/20 when the fukin 3 ERA goes homerun derby and gives up 11 through 5 innings and pitches to a fukin 20 ERA but at the time I thought it was decent

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    I took the runline with a 3 ERA pitcher on the mound versus a 9 ERA who hasnt had a win all year, yea hindsights 20/20 when the fukin 3 ERA goes homerun derby and gives up 11 through 5 innings and pitches to a fukin 20 ERA but at the time I thought it was decent
    You keep repeating the SP ERA's like that is a good way to cap games.

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    ^
    I feel your pain, I had 200 ml Reds last night versus Blackburn (Twins) and his 12 ERA.
    Got it back today with Cueto though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    Thome will walkoff
    Damn u do know baseball! Musta seen it in his eyes or something bc this was posted before the walkoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrosmak View Post
    You keep repeating the SP ERA's like that is a good way to cap games.
    Well how else do u cap a game, just look at the lineups and the pitchers and make your bet, lookin at the odds that's apparently how they come up with the lines anyway. Enlighten me, what have u got a fukin time machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Damn u do know baseball! Musta seen it in his eyes or something bc this was posted before the walkoff

    well I watched him do it in MN like half a dozen times...the guy is a beast, he has the ability to come off the bench and pound one 460ft better than any other pinch hitter in the game right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by mngambler View Post
    well I watched him do it in MN like half a dozen times...the guy is a beast, he has the ability to come off the bench and pound one 460ft better than any other pinch hitter in the game right now
    Yea he is a fuckin beast and I certainly appreciated that walkoff bomb over the left field wall

    Very impressive psychic call there as well

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    BathSalts?
    My roomie takes 3 baths a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Well how else do u cap a game, just look at the lineups and the pitchers and make your bet, lookin at the odds that's apparently how they come up with the lines anyway. Enlighten me, what have u got a fukin time machine
    I don't have the magic formula or model either. But I do know that just looking at a guy's ERA isn't going to ensure me the winning side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrosmak View Post
    I don't have the magic formula or model either. But I do know that just looking at a guy's ERA isn't going to ensure me the winning side.
    Okay thanks for your tips, u sound like a real baseball sharp

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    era is an indicator but not the magic formula. lewis is not a good pitcher worthy of being a -200 + favorite. i dont care what his era is or who he is pitching against. taking teams who are being bet on by 85% of people is not wise either.

    if u were to dig a little deeper.

    rockies are 3rd in the league in scoring.

    if you split up lewis 14 starts. 7 weakest opponents and 7 strongest opponents. (runs per game)

    7 strongest: lewis era 3.88
    7 weakest: lewis era 1.69

    i think this loss also brings lewis to around -5 units in 4 games where he was -200+.

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    I cant make this shit up bro!!!! FUKKKKKKKKKK

    Shane Loux pitching for San Francisco SF OAK
    S Loux relieved J Affeldt. 9 4
    J Weeks lined out to left. 9 4
    J Reddick reached on infield single to third. 9 4
    Y Cespedes struck out swinging. 9 4
    J Reddick to second on fielder's indifference. 9 4
    J Gomes walked. 9 4
    B Inge singled to left, J Reddick scored, J Gomes to second. 9 5
    S Casilla relieved S Loux. 9 5
    D Norris singled to left center, J Gomes scored, B Inge to second. 9 6
    B Moss walked, B Inge to third, D Norris to second. 9 6
    B Hicks hit a ground rule double to deep left, B Inge and D Norris scored, B Moss to third. 9 8
    J Lopez relieved S Casilla. 9 8
    S Smith walked. 9 8

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    Im tellin ya bro its fukin nuts, Im bettin on the fukin Arizona Douchebags and they had a 1 run lead with a man on 1st for the Cubs with 2 outs in the 4th and the Cubs pitcher up with a fuckin .040 batting average so I just go get a coke thinkin fuk the worst will happen is a single and this motherfuker Kennedy gives up a 2 run homer to the pitcher...fuckin hell

    Hopefully u were on the Giants moneyline and not the runline as I saw they held on and won. I gotta quit this baseball shit man its gonna give me a stroke watchin this crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Im tellin ya bro its fukin nuts, Im bettin on the fukin shitbag Arizona Douchebags and they had a 1 run lead with a man on 1st for the Cubs with 2 outs in the 4th and the Cubs pitcher up with a fuckin .040 batting average so I just go get a coke thinkin fuk the worst will happen is a single and this motherfuker Kennedy gives up a 2 run homer to the pitcher...fuckin hell

    Hopefully u were on the Giants moneyline and not the runline as I saw they held on and won. I gotta quit this baseball shit man its gonna give me a stroke watchin this crap
    Kennedy shut down the Rangers and Angels in back to back starts so I play the Diamondbacks today thinking he can shut down the Cubs and gives up a 2 run shot to the fukkin pitcher

    I too was on the Rangers played 5 units on them and they stunk up the area so bad I can still smell the scent lingering around the air

    It's been that kind of day

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    Well Dbacks are lightin Maholm up in the bot of the 4th thankfully, one thing is this umps got the smallest strike zone I've ever seen, for you guys that like to rate the umps and bet totals whoever this guy is behind the plate in Arizona has about a 4 inch strike zone

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    MIRACLE! HELL YEA BABY! BACK BACK BACK GONEEEEE!!! ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT!
    Wow your attitude changed dramatically after the walk off home run lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPage25 View Post
    Wow your attitude changed dramatically after the walk off home run lol
    From to with one swing of the bat

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    cap gms, bet gms, go find something to do during gms cause it not worth getting worked up over......

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    cap gms, bet gms, go find something to do during gms cause it not worth getting worked up over......
    3+ hours of sheer torture basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    3+ hours of sheer torture basically.

    i dont pay much attention many days/nights once gms start these days (w exception of watching Cards when i have the chance), i mean what the point? once bet in work is done and it out of your hands.. was out with a buddy tonight who was obsessed with scoreboard watching on his phone, to much bs for me to concern myself w..the action for me is in making the play, after that it is what it is...

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