HOHOHO, Santa Claus is back with another gift for you NAUGHTY boys who didn't follow Mr. Statistics tonight.
San Francisco Giants -102
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Mother fukking Ryan Vogelsong has been an absolute BEAST at home, carving line-ups like its nobodies business. This guy has given the G-UNIT a quality start in EVERY appearance since MAY 3rd; it's JUNE 9th NOW FELLAS. Texas hasn't seen this guy yet, and they're in for a NASTY surprise; only three mother fukkers have hit against him and this was back in the early 2000's when this guy was a journeyman. Doesn't Texas have like 1 LHer in Hamilton? G-men going to pitch around him and just clobber knocked the rest of the line-up: VOGELSONG VERSUS RH BATTERS: .229 (SITTTTTDOWN)
Scott Feldman!?!? Hasn't this guy pitched himself out of the majors yet? This guy is going to hit the pen (OR THE MINORS) when Oswalt is ready, he knows it, Texas knows it, God knows it; he doesn't have the fight in him. 5 GS; ALL COMPLETE TRASH, this guy belongs in the pen and everyone knows it, he doesn't have the endurance to be a big time pitcher. (MY BOY BRANDON BELT IS BACK IN TMR; he'll make sure this fool works) Don't even want to bother looking up the stats on this Feldman shitty, I know it's bad.
Buster Posey is back in, AUTO UPGRADE.
Brandon Belt is going to be taking some hacks over at 1B, watch out for this kid, doesn't have much pop right now, but he's getting HOT and knows how to take pitches.
Melky is day to day, Vegas put up this line on the G-MEN with Melky OUT, so if he plays tmr, you're getting a shit ton of VALUE.
The team you saw tonight was the Giants B minus squad, the real boys sans Melky will be in tmr.
Giants -102 LOCK IT IN (JUICE IS GOING 2 BE CRAZY TMR, LOCK IN NOW)